Life Is Hard

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The 9th Track from Captain Cake's Debut Album: THE CAKE ZONE

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You should have paid more attention in school
Instead of trying to be cool
You should have worked hard on getting good grades
Instead of trying to get laid
And those games where everyone got a prize
All they did was teach you lies
‘cos you’ve grown up and realised
Life’s a bitch and then you die

You think your dreams are gonna come true?
Well, that only happens to a lucky few
And it’s not gonna happen to you
Now you don’t know what to do
Because your job sucks, and you’ve got no skills
You don’t know how you’re gonna pay the rent
And the future fills you with fear
Because you know it just gets worse from here

LIFE IS HARD! x4

You should have paid more attention in school
Instead of swimming in the pool
Fifteen hours of homework a night
Maybe then you would have been alright
Because now, you work at the Pancake Manor
And borrow money from your Nanna
You dreamed about a life of glamour
Now you’re eating cooked Goanna

FROM THE YARD!
FROM THE YARD!
COOKED GOANNA FROM THE BACK YARD!
GOANNA THAT YOU CAUGHT AND COOKED AND ATE

You better stop eating smashed Avacado
And get a job in a fucking office
Work One Hundred Million hours a week
You’ll go far if you don’t give cheek
‘cos at your age, you don’t know shit
Your boss is getting jack of it
Put that coffee down, and shine your shoes
Agree with all your boss’s views
And Kiss their ass

KISS THEIR ARSE!
KISS YOUR BOSSES ARSE!
SUCK YOUR BOSSES ARSE!
YOU'RE NOT A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE
LIFE IS HARD!
LIFE IS HARD!
LIFE IS
LIFE IS
I need A shit.

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from The Cake Zone, released March 10, 2017
Lyrics - Captain Cake
Vocals - Captain Cake
Laptop - Captain Cake
Bass - Dustin Schmidt
Guitar - Dustin Schmidt

Produced - 5Y/OWithoutSupervision
Mixed - 5Y/OWithoutSupervision

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