Perfect Shape

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The 5th Track from Captain Cake's Debut Album: THE CAKE ZONE

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I'm In Perfect Shape
BUFF!
I'm In Perfect Shape
BUFF!
I'm in Perfect Shape
Buff!

I used to be thin
emaciated and Boney
I had no friends
My life was so very lonely
My arms were like sticks
Like a pair of toothpicks
I couldn't get any chicks
Or even get into Rics
I look a vampire
They called me Vlad the Impaler
So I went to the Gym
And got a personal trainer
Who told me success
Was 99 percent failure
And not to take steroids
Cause they shrink your genitalia

Now I go to gym
At least 3 hours a day
And work my physique
In every possible way
Now I go to gym
At least 3 hours a day
And work my physique
In every possible way
I'm In Perfect Shape
BUFF!
I'm In Perfect Shape
BUFF!
I'm In Perfect Shape
BUFF!
I'm In Perfect Shape
BUFF!

There’s Buffy the Vampire Slayer
And Buffy St. Marie
But neither of them are as buffy as me
And by buffy, I really mean buff
‘cos my muscles are huge
And I can crush heavy stuff
And you can crash your car into me, but I’ll go ha!
‘cos I’ll be perfectly fine but you’ll write off the car
I’m lifting weights until the early morn
In the gym with my best buddy Little Sean

I go to the gym at least three hours a day
And work my physique in every possible way
I go to the gym at least three hours a day
And work my physique in every possible way
I go to Jujitsu, kick the sensei’s arse
Straight to black belt on my very first class
I go to Jujitsu, kick the sensei’s arse
Straight to black belt on my very first class
I'm In Perfect Shape
BUFF!
I'm In Perfect Shape
BUFF!
I'm In Perfect Shape
BUFF!
I'm In Perfect Shape
BUFF!

Schwarzenegger, he’s in perfect shape
Denzel Washington, he’s in perfect shape
Channing Tatum, he’s in perfect shape
Giovanni from Pokemon he’s in perfect shape
Will Smith, he’s in perfect shape
China Mieville, he’s in perfect shape
Little Sean, he’s in perfect shape
And me, I’m in perfect shape!
I'm in perfect shape
I'm in perfect shape
I'm Fat!

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from The Cake Zone, released March 10, 2017
Lyrics - Captain Cake
Vocals - Captain Cake
Laptop - Captain Cake
Bass - Dustin Schmidt

Produced - 5Y/OWithoutSupervision
Mixed - 5Y/OWithoutSupervision

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