The Customer Is Always Right

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The 7th Track from Captain Cake's Debut Album: THE CAKE ZONE

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The Customer is always right x2

Oh Yes i'm really smart
And I know everything about art
Much more than you do
And I act how I want
When I go to a restaurant
That's only fair
Because I have a P.H.D
I'm a Doctor of Philosophy
And I make A good living
The Waiters are my slaves
I like to boss them around
and make them get my food
While I sit here there being rude

The Customer is always right
The Customer is always right
That's me
The Customer is always right
And you're looking at him
The Customer is always wrong
That's not the words to the song

I like to have a good time
Uncork a fresh bottle of wine
And laugh at the waiters
I have a lot of fun
Slapping the waiters bums
Oh yes i'm outrageous
Look at me
I'm a laugh riot
Because the waiters are idiots
And none of them go to Uni
I Should know
I lecture at the Uni
You're all my slaves
I like to laugh at your faces
Now get me my food
While I sit here in the nude

The Customer is always right
The Customer is always right
And I am He
The Customer is always right
And you're looking at him
The Customer is always wrong
Watch as I play with my schlong

Shake it baby I love it, I love it x9

Put your left foot in
Take your left foot out
Do the hokey pokey
And you turn around
Put your right foot in
Take your right foot out
Do the hokey pokey
And Boss the waiters 'Round
You might say i'm A pompous snob
But don't blame me if you don't like your job
Cause hater's gonna hate
And waiters gonna wait
And I deserve the finest when i'm going on a date
With some unlucky girl

I'm always right
The Customer is always right
That's me
The Customer is always right
I Said It
The Customer is always wrong
Go home and suck on your bong

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from The Cake Zone, released March 10, 2017
Lyrics - Captain Cake
Vocals - Captain Cake
Laptop - Captain Cake
The Clap - 5Y/OWithoutSupervision
Produced - 5Y/OWithoutSupervision
Mixed - 5Y/OWithoutSupervision

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